{"id":93,"date":"2007-03-04T07:29:17","date_gmt":"2007-03-04T14:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2007\/03\/04\/you-know-mom-is-out-of-town-when\/"},"modified":"2007-03-04T07:29:17","modified_gmt":"2007-03-04T14:29:17","slug":"you-know-mom-is-out-of-town-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2007\/03\/04\/you-know-mom-is-out-of-town-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know Mom is out of town when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Niko has to wear socks on his hands for our morning walk because I can&#8217;t find his gloves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Niko has to wear socks on his hands for our morning walk because I can&#8217;t find his gloves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}