{"id":646,"date":"2010-06-04T11:21:37","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T18:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/?p=646"},"modified":"2010-06-04T11:21:37","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T18:21:37","slug":"rule-5-learn-to-drive-stick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2010\/06\/04\/rule-5-learn-to-drive-stick\/","title":{"rendered":"Rule #5: Learn to drive stick"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>The zombies are chasing you. Your last chance to get away is a car. In the distance. You run to it, jump in, and find out it is a manual transmission.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Learn to drive stick. If only because of the zombies.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The zombies are chasing you. Your last chance to get away is a car. In the distance. You run to it, jump in, and find out it is a manual transmission. Learn to drive stick. If only because of the zombies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":648,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions\/648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}