{"id":643,"date":"2010-06-04T11:13:55","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T18:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/?p=643"},"modified":"2010-06-04T11:13:55","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T18:13:55","slug":"irony-lost-on-three-year-olds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2010\/06\/04\/irony-lost-on-three-year-olds\/","title":{"rendered":"Irony, lost on three year olds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Niko and Elsie are playing family. Elsie is the baby right now. Niko just complained to me that the baby wasn&#8217;t listening.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad, the baby [Elsie] isn&#8217;t listening. I want her to go to bed, but she won&#8217;t listen to me. I tried to put her in a time-out but she was hiding in the closet and wouldn&#8217;t listen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to my world kid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Niko and Elsie are playing family. Elsie is the baby right now. Niko just complained to me that the baby wasn&#8217;t listening. &#8220;Dad, the baby [Elsie] isn&#8217;t listening. I want her to go to bed, but she won&#8217;t listen to me. I tried to put her in a time-out but she was hiding in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":645,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions\/645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}