{"id":4,"date":"2006-09-27T16:58:17","date_gmt":"2006-09-27T23:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/?p=4"},"modified":"2006-09-27T16:58:17","modified_gmt":"2006-09-27T23:58:17","slug":"baby-same-temperature-as-laptop-cries-more-no-off-switch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2006\/09\/27\/baby-same-temperature-as-laptop-cries-more-no-off-switch\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby, same temperature as laptop, cries more, no off switch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/254439077\/\">Having a baby on your lap<\/a> is not all that different from the persistent laptop on my lap, although I&#8217;m still searching for the off switch. I&#8217;m pretty sure Nicholas has super powers &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/254439046\/\">here he is moving faster than a camera shutter<\/a>. I&#8217;m happy to say Mary is feeling better after the c-section and is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/254439029\/in\/photostream\/\">resting comfortably<\/a>. After watching a nurse do it one thousand times we have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/254439077\/in\/photostream\/\">learned how to make a baby burrito<\/a>. My first attempts looked a lot more like a toga, but fortunately the baby comes with a &#8220;feedback mechanism&#8221; which includes &#8220;screaming loudly&#8221; when you don&#8217;t do the burrito right. Nicholas is not shy about sharing his concerns. He can move fairly seamlessly between your standard cry, the quivering lip red face scream, and the short bursting &#8220;WAAAH&#8217;s&#8221;. I&#8217;m pretty sure he is using a variant of Morse code encrypted in some way. I&#8217;ll let you know if I make any progress.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/254439077\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Baby Burrito\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/93\/254439077_df4dca7f42.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having a baby on your lap is not all that different from the persistent laptop on my lap, although I&#8217;m still searching for the off switch. I&#8217;m pretty sure Nicholas has super powers &#8212; here he is moving faster than a camera shutter. I&#8217;m happy to say Mary is feeling better after the c-section and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}