{"id":219,"date":"2007-08-28T08:52:01","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T15:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2007\/08\/28\/gardnerer\/"},"modified":"2007-08-28T08:52:01","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T15:52:01","slug":"gardnerer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2007\/08\/28\/gardnerer\/","title":{"rendered":"Gardnerer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We let Niko loose in the garden in hopes he would weed for us (kid has to earn his keep). Sadly he seems fairly indiscriminate with what he destroys. Yesterday he yanked out the only surviving eggplant and he likes to squeeze the tomatoes until they explode. To be honest, I might do the same thing if Jul let me loose in the garden. Eggplant is pretty gross unless you fry it and slather it in cheese, and exploding tomatoes? How is that not fun?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/1259227122\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1306\/1259227122_52800861f8.jpg\" class=\"tt-flickr\" alt=\"Bird? Plane? Oh, no, just dad.\" height=\"334\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/1259226434\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1193\/1259226434_8861afb3c9.jpg\" class=\"tt-flickr\" alt=\"Niko of the jungle\" height=\"334\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/1259224296\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1292\/1259224296_b0528c1145.jpg\" class=\"tt-flickr\" alt=\"Apples from above\" height=\"334\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/1259221914\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1242\/1259221914_1594c9a460.jpg\" class=\"tt-flickr\" alt=\"Young destroyer surveys the plants\" height=\"375\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/archives\/date-posted\/2007\/08\/28\/detail\/\">More&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We let Niko loose in the garden in hopes he would weed for us (kid has to earn his keep). Sadly he seems fairly indiscriminate with what he destroys. Yesterday he yanked out the only surviving eggplant and he likes to squeeze the tomatoes until they explode. To be honest, I might do the same [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}