{"id":188,"date":"2007-07-15T15:20:46","date_gmt":"2007-07-15T22:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2007\/07\/15\/certificate-of-family-membership\/"},"modified":"2007-07-15T18:46:45","modified_gmt":"2007-07-16T01:46:45","slug":"certificate-of-family-membership","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2007\/07\/15\/certificate-of-family-membership\/","title":{"rendered":"Certificate of Family Membership"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If a kid ever makes fun of Nicholas for being adopted, I&#8217;ll have him ask if he has a certificate of family membership. I bet he doesn&#8217;t. I&#8217;ll have Niko tell him that means the government can come and take him away from his parents at any time.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I&#8217;ll also key his parent&#8217;s car.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/822649770\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1148\/822649770_7aced3846f.jpg\" class=\"tt-flickr\" alt=\"Certificate of Family Membership\" height=\"384\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a kid ever makes fun of Nicholas for being adopted, I&#8217;ll have him ask if he has a certificate of family membership. I bet he doesn&#8217;t. I&#8217;ll have Niko tell him that means the government can come and take him away from his parents at any time. Oh, and I&#8217;ll also key his parent&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}