{"id":150,"date":"2007-05-26T18:35:29","date_gmt":"2007-05-27T01:35:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2007\/05\/26\/third-person\/"},"modified":"2007-05-28T16:17:10","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T23:17:10","slug":"third-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/2007\/05\/26\/third-person\/","title":{"rendered":"Third person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is it about babies that shifts everything I say to the third person? It is like they have a third person suggestion field around them.<\/p>\n<p>Before: &#8220;<em>I need to get another cup of coffee so I can remember my name.<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\nAfter:  &#8220;<em>Dad needs to get another cup of coffee so he can remember your name kid.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Before: &#8220;<em>Jul, have you seen my keys?<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\nAfter: &#8220;<em>Niko, where is Dad? Where is he? Point to Dad.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/515386500\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/197\/515386500_a3864c6c9c.jpg\" class=\"tt-flickr\" alt=\"Bounce\" height=\"500\" width=\"452\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/515413045\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/234\/515413045_7c3fb8573a.jpg\" class=\"tt-flickr\" alt=\"Bounce\" height=\"500\" width=\"478\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/happyinwater\/515386964\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/202\/515386964_117212ccbe.jpg\" class=\"tt-flickr\" alt=\"Bounce\" height=\"375\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it about babies that shifts everything I say to the third person? It is like they have a third person suggestion field around them. Before: &#8220;I need to get another cup of coffee so I can remember my name.&#8221; After: &#8220;Dad needs to get another cup of coffee so he can remember your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happyinwater.com\/nicholas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}