NSJ

Giving Niko a bath is a bit like wrestling with a 20 pound fish covered in Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo in a very small tub. The only difference is that I suspect a 20 pound fish would be trying to stay alive, where as far as I can tell, Niko is in a constant battle to try to kill himself. If he isn’t dunking his head under the water, he is trying to bash it against the side of the tub. It amazes me we have survived as a species. I bet the Neanderthals didn’t bath their kids, which was the only reason we survived the early days. As soon as baths were invented, I’m surprised we didn’t just die off.