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Potatoes, pain, delivery, and mallets

October 1st, 2006 by

Notable quotes from the hospital stay:

“You haven’t been eating, scallop potatoes, for three weeks…like we have.” -verse from song now stuck in all our heads

“So expect the pain to be about 4-6 times as bad as it is now.” -nurse to Mary, being perhaps a bit too honest

“When Nicholas was born he was in a heap of shit. No, I mean literally a heap of shit.” -the elusive Dr. Goshe
“I’m going to strike the baby with a mallet. Don’t be alarmed.” -NICU nurse right after birth

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2 Responses to “Potatoes, pain, delivery, and mallets”

  1. on 04 Oct 2006 at 2:41 am   Rus

    This blog entry was funny and worth reading, but what hooked me at first was that I didn’t look carefully at the title and thought that it said “Potatoes, pain, delivery, and MAILETS”. I had to know how the James server had intruded upon your blog, but it turns out that it hadn’t— until now.

  2. on 04 Oct 2006 at 8:59 am   Scott

    Never underestimate the reach of the James mail server…